Hey! I Write Sales Copy That’s Made Coaching & Ecom Brands Millions

I'm Kevin - a direct response copywriter trusted by 7-9 figure brands to write emails, landing pages, and ads that get people to buy my clients’ stuff.

Let’s start this “about section” with 3 ‘fun’ facts about me:

🎯 I’m slightly obsessed with darts, fishing, and boxing (yes, I’m not just a smelly nerd locked up in a closet writing copy 16h/day… I got hobbies lol)

🧠 I teach 150+ copywriters inside my coaching program how to write world-class copy for their 7-8 figure clients

📱 I built the #1 copywriting and marketing meme page on Instagram with 11k+ followers (@kevins_copy_converts)

Cool, now let’s talk about how I can actually help you scale your ecom or online coaching biz:

In 2022, I was fresh out of school in Germany, with no interest in a corporate job…

And every interest in finding a way to work online, write for a living, and skip the “calls and contracts” part of freelancing.

Fast forward to today, I’ve written for:

👉 Tai Lopez’s marketing team, generating over $1M+ in funnel and email revenue

👉 Stacvalley, Germany’s #1 Amazon agency

👉 ConversionWise, the UK’s leading CRO agency

👉 inBeat, a UGC ad agency behind campaigns for Bumble, New Balance, and Hopper

Most of my clients come to me when they need:

- Sales pages that turn cold traffic into customers

- Email sequences that do more than “build trust” — they sell

- Ad scripts that don’t sound like ChatGPT wrote them in a rush

And they usually stick around because of one thing:

I built a process that makes getting great copy feel stupid simple.

No sales calls. No ghosting. No drawn-out onboarding.

Just a quick form → a Loom strategy breakdown → first draft in 48 hours.

Want to save 10+ hours on a hiring process for a copywriter that spits out “Transform your lifestyle with this product” typa copy?

Then test my system & only pay the full price once you’re 100% satisfied with the copy I deliver.

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