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No Zoom calls, no sales pitches, no hiring… You fill out a 5 min form - I send you a copy audit, quote, and game plan in 2 biz days

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What if getting copy for your ecom or online coaching biz was as easy as ordering from Uber Eats?

The old way:

(hiring copywriters through Upwork, Fiverr, LinkedIn)

❌ Filling out a contact form... then waiting 3 days just to hear, “Can you hop on a call?”

❌ Explaining your offer for 30 minutes while the copywriter asks, “So… what’s your ideal customer avatar?”

❌ Paying $1,200 up front and getting a first draft 17 days later that reads like ChatGPT on autopilot

❌ Spending hours rewriting entire sections because “the tone felt off”

❌ Trying to give feedback across 7 Google Docs, 3 emails, and a Loom link they never watched

The new way:

(using KevinsCopyConverts)

✅ Fill out a form in 5 minutes - no calls, no follow-ups

✅ Get a Loom audit, strategy breakdown, and proposal within 2 business days

✅ First draft delivered in 48 hours - ready to plug into your funnel

✅ Pay full price only once you’re 100% satisfied

✅ Drop comments directly into the doc

How it works - 3 simple steps

Step 1: Fill the Brief

Answer a few questions about your project (takes less than 10 minutes).

Step 2: Get a Free Loom Audit

Within 1-2 biz days, I’ll send a video with your project breakdown, timeline, and pricing.

Step 3: Sit Back

Once approved, I write and deliver high-converting copy in 2-3 biz days.

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How I’ve helped 7 & 8-figure brands with my copy in the past

Tai Lopez – $1M+ revenue from funnel/email/ad copy

SkiMaskDuets – 2X ebook sales in 14 days through emails

Shaun overton – 50% lift in email sales

ConversionWise – improved 7-8 figure DTC funnels

InBeat – UGC ad scripts in DE/EN

Stacvalley – more booked calls via landing page copy

Hear it from my clients directly

"Our open rate, delivery, and sales went up"

- Joachim Badé, Advertising Agency Owner & Course Creator

"I didn't believe in email marketing before meeting Kevin"

- John Renken, Sales & Minset Coach

"Kevin 2X'ed my sales with his emails"

- SkiMaskDuets, Fitness YouTuber (380k+ subs)

"I definitely recommend Kevin"

- Cian Gormley, Online Fitness Coach

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I Write Sales Copy That’s Made Brands Millions — Without the Back-and-Forth

I'm Kevin - a direct response copywriter trusted by 7-9 figure brands to write emails, landing pages, and ads that get people to buy my clients’ stuff.

Let’s start this “about section” with 3 ‘fun’ facts about me:

🎯 I’m slightly obsessed with darts, fishing, and boxing (yes, I’m not just a smelly nerd locked up in a closet writing copy 16h/day… I got hobbies lol)

🧠 I teach 150+ copywriters inside my coaching program how to write world-class copy for their 7-8 figure clients

📱 I built the #1 copywriting and marketing meme page on Instagram with 11k+ followers (@kevins_copy_converts)

Cool, now let’s talk about how I can actually help you scale your ecom or online coaching biz:

In 2022, I was fresh out of school in Germany, with no interest in a corporate job…

And every interest in finding a way to work online, write for a living, and skip the “calls and contracts” part of freelancing.

Fast forward to today, I’ve written for:

👉 Tai Lopez’s marketing team, generating over $1M+ in funnel and email revenue

👉 Stacvalley, Germany’s #1 Amazon agency

👉 ConversionWise, the UK’s leading CRO agency

👉 inBeat, a UGC ad agency behind campaigns for Bumble, New Balance, and Hopper

Most of my clients come to me when they need:

- Sales pages that turn cold traffic into customers

- Email sequences that do more than “build trust” — they sell

- Ad scripts that don’t sound like ChatGPT wrote them in a rush

And they usually stick around because of one thing:

I built a process that makes getting great copy feel stupid simple.

No sales calls. No ghosting. No drawn-out onboarding.

Just a quick form → a Loom strategy breakdown → first draft in 48 hours.

Want to save 10+ hours on a hiring process for a copywriter that spits out “Transform your lifestyle with this product” typa copy?

Then test my system & only pay the full price once you’re 100% satisfied with the copy I deliver.

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