Order sales copy that scales your ecom or coaching biz like it's takeaway
No Zoom calls, no sales pitches, no hiring… You fill out a 5 min form - I send you a copy audit, quote, and game plan in 2 biz days
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What if getting copy for your ecom or online coaching biz was as easy as ordering from Uber Eats?
The old way:
(hiring copywriters through Upwork, Fiverr, LinkedIn)
❌ Filling out a contact form... then waiting 3 days just to hear, “Can you hop on a call?”
❌ Explaining your offer for 30 minutes while the copywriter asks, “So… what’s your ideal customer avatar?”
❌ Paying $1,200 up front and getting a first draft 17 days later that reads like ChatGPT on autopilot
❌ Spending hours rewriting entire sections because “the tone felt off”
❌ Trying to give feedback across 7 Google Docs, 3 emails, and a Loom link they never watched
The new way:
(using KevinsCopyConverts)
✅ Fill out a form in 5 minutes - no calls, no follow-ups
✅ Get a Loom audit, strategy breakdown, and proposal within 2 business days
✅ First draft delivered in 48 hours - ready to plug into your funnel
✅ Pay full price only once you’re 100% satisfied
✅ Drop comments directly into the doc
How it works - 3 simple steps
Step 1: Fill the Brief
Answer a few questions about your project (takes less than 10 minutes).
Step 2: Get a Free Loom Audit
Within 1-2 biz days, I’ll send a video with your project breakdown, timeline, and pricing.
Step 3: Sit Back
Once approved, I write and deliver high-converting copy in 2-3 biz days.
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How I’ve helped 7 & 8-figure brands with my copy in the past
Tai Lopez – $1M+ revenue from funnel/email/ad copy
SkiMaskDuets – 2X ebook sales in 14 days through emails
Shaun overton – 50% lift in email sales
ConversionWise – improved 7-8 figure DTC funnels
InBeat – UGC ad scripts in DE/EN
Stacvalley – more booked calls via landing page copy
Hear it from my clients directly
"Our open rate, delivery, and sales went up"
- Joachim Badé, Advertising Agency Owner & Course Creator
"I didn't believe in email marketing before meeting Kevin"
- John Renken, Sales & Minset Coach
"Kevin 2X'ed my sales with his emails"
- SkiMaskDuets, Fitness YouTuber (380k+ subs)
"I definitely recommend Kevin"
- Cian Gormley, Online Fitness Coach
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I Write Sales Copy That’s Made Brands Millions — Without the Back-and-Forth
I'm Kevin - a direct response copywriter trusted by 7-9 figure brands to write emails, landing pages, and ads that get people to buy my clients’ stuff.
Let’s start this “about section” with 3 ‘fun’ facts about me:
🎯 I’m slightly obsessed with darts, fishing, and boxing (yes, I’m not just a smelly nerd locked up in a closet writing copy 16h/day… I got hobbies lol)
🧠 I teach 150+ copywriters inside my coaching program how to write world-class copy for their 7-8 figure clients
📱 I built the #1 copywriting and marketing meme page on Instagram with 11k+ followers (@kevins_copy_converts)
Cool, now let’s talk about how I can actually help you scale your ecom or online coaching biz:
In 2022, I was fresh out of school in Germany, with no interest in a corporate job…
And every interest in finding a way to work online, write for a living, and skip the “calls and contracts” part of freelancing.
Fast forward to today, I’ve written for:
👉 Tai Lopez’s marketing team, generating over $1M+ in funnel and email revenue
👉 Stacvalley, Germany’s #1 Amazon agency
👉 ConversionWise, the UK’s leading CRO agency
👉 inBeat, a UGC ad agency behind campaigns for Bumble, New Balance, and Hopper
Most of my clients come to me when they need:
- Sales pages that turn cold traffic into customers
- Email sequences that do more than “build trust” — they sell
- Ad scripts that don’t sound like ChatGPT wrote them in a rush
And they usually stick around because of one thing:
I built a process that makes getting great copy feel stupid simple.
No sales calls. No ghosting. No drawn-out onboarding.
Just a quick form → a Loom strategy breakdown → first draft in 48 hours.
Want to save 10+ hours on a hiring process for a copywriter that spits out “Transform your lifestyle with this product” typa copy?
Then test my system & only pay the full price once you’re 100% satisfied with the copy I deliver.
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