Attention Ecom or Coaching Business Owners:
I’ll write direct response copy that makes your next funnel profitable in 30 days or I’ll keep working for free until it converts.
Fill out a 5 min form & save a spot for your project with a copywriter who's helped 7, 8, and 9-figure companies generate millions in sales.
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trusted by 7, 8, and 9-figure brands
TRUSTED BY 7, 8, AND 9-FIGURE BRANDS
What if getting world-class copy for your next launch was as easy as ordering takeout?
The old way:
(hiring copywriters through Upwork, Fiverr, LinkedIn)
❌ Filling out a contact form... then waiting 3 days just to hear, “Can you hop on a call?”
❌ Explaining your offer for 30 minutes while the copywriter asks, “So… what’s your ideal customer avatar?”
❌ Paying $1,200 up front and getting a first draft 17 days later that reads like ChatGPT on autopilot
❌ Spending hours rewriting entire sections because “the tone felt off”
❌ Trying to give feedback across 7 Google Docs, 3 emails, and a Loom link they never watched
The new way:
(using KevinsCopyConverts)
✅ Fill out a form in 5 minutes - no calls, no follow-ups
✅ Get a Loom audit, strategy breakdown, and proposal within 2 business days
✅ First draft delivered in 48 hours - ready to plug into your funnel
✅ Pay full price only once you’re 100% satisfied
✅ Drop comments directly into the doc
How it works - 3 simple steps
Step 1: Fill the Brief
Answer a few questions about your project (takes less than 10 minutes).
Step 2: Get a Free Loom Audit
Within 1-2 biz days, I’ll send a video with your project breakdown, timeline, and pricing.
Step 3: Sit Back
Once approved, I write and deliver high-converting copy in 2-3 biz days.
How I’ve helped 7 - 9-figure brands with my copy in the past
Tai Lopez – $1M+ revenue from funnel/email/ad copy
SkiMaskDuets – 2X ebook sales in 14 days through emails
Shaun overton – 50% lift in email sales
ConversionWise – improved 7-8 figure DTC funnels
InBeat – UGC ad scripts in DE/EN
Stacvalley – more booked calls via landing page copy
Hear it from my clients directly
"Our open rate, delivery, and sales went up"
- Joachim Badé, Advertising Agency Owner & Course Creator
"I didn't believe in email marketing before meeting Kevin"
- John Renken, Sales & Minset Coach
"Kevin 2X'ed my sales with his emails"
- SkiMaskDuets, Fitness YouTuber (380k+ subs)
"I definitely recommend Kevin"
- Cian Gormley, Online Fitness Coach
*only 4 more spots left this month
Hey! I Write Sales Copy That’s Made Coaching & Ecom Brands Millions
I'm Kevin - a direct response copywriter trusted by 7-9 figure brands to write emails, landing pages, and ads that get people to buy my clients’ stuff.
Let’s start this “about section” with 3 ‘fun’ facts about me:
🎯 I’m slightly obsessed with darts, fishing, and boxing (yes, I’m not just a smelly nerd locked up in a closet writing copy 16h/day… I got hobbies lol)
🧠 I teach 150+ copywriters inside my coaching program how to write world-class copy for their 7-8 figure clients
📱 I built the #1 copywriting and marketing meme page on Instagram with 11k+ followers (@kevins_copy_converts)
Cool, now let’s talk about how I can actually help you scale your ecom or online coaching biz:
In 2022, I was fresh out of school in Germany, with no interest in a corporate job…
And every interest in finding a way to work online, write for a living, and skip the “calls and contracts” part of freelancing.
Fast forward to today, I’ve written for:
👉 Tai Lopez’s marketing team, generating over $1M+ in funnel and email revenue
👉 Stacvalley, Germany’s #1 Amazon agency
👉 ConversionWise, the UK’s leading CRO agency
👉 inBeat, a UGC ad agency behind campaigns for Bumble, New Balance, and Hopper
Most of my clients come to me when they need:
- Sales pages that make total strangers pull out their wallets in a heartbeat
- Email sequences that nurture leads over time slowly 'ethically manipulates' them into buying
- Ad scripts that don’t sound like some intern asked ChatGPT to spit out a "persuasive script"
And they usually stick around because of one thing:
I built a process that makes getting great copy feel stupid simple.
Spoiler: It doesn't include the 3 main things most busy business owners are tired of:
❌ Endless Meetings
❌ Week-long cycles of hiring
❌ Huge amounts of wasted money on talent
Just a quick form → a Loom audit → first draft in 48 hours.
Want to save 10+ hours on a hiring process for a copywriter that spits out “Transform your lifestyle with this product” typa copy?
Then test my system & only pay the full price once you’re 100% satisfied with the copy I deliver.
*only 4 more spots left this month
Questions?
I gotchu 👇🏻
What happens if the copy doesn’t perform?
Then I'll fix it. I’ll rewrite it until it converts & you're 100% satisfied with no extra charges or excuses.
Can you really match my voice or brand style?
Let's put it that way:
I've pitched remote alarms for old people, written brochures for German CFOs to sell them highly technical software, sold out 'linear feet of syntropic forest' in 16 hours to a Youtube fanbase of a reforestation project, and fixed entire A-Z funnels an IT sales program...
No matter how crazy your offer is, chances are I've sold crazier things. We'll make it work ;)
How do you make sure the copy actually converts?
I'll use the 'RMBC Method' from Stefan Georgi (world renowned copywriter, generated over $1B for his clients) along with other research technique acquired from almost 3 years of writing copy for the biggest businesses on earth. I'll dig through Reddit communities, social media comment sections, and review portals to learn what exact pain points and dream states we need to trigger in your copy to make your audience convert.
How fast will I see results?
Hard to say without knowing your traffic and offer. But some of my clients doubled their conversion rates in just one week so if you want to take that as a bench mark, go ahead.
Do you offer refunds?
Even better: If something feels off, I’ll tweak, test, and rework it until you’d proudly run it in front of your biggest audience (free of charge).
I won't take an L as an answer and I hope neither do you.
As a smart man once said: "I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few."
(if you got the reference, I want to be friends with you lol)
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